![]() Then, "Remind me of it?" Chezzie's got nothing he storms off. "There was a reason for my marriage," she almost rebukes. the marital bed." Now why would you bring that up? You're supposed to be good at evasion! Cesare tries and almost fails not to puke. (I'd really like to see that.) She answers, "Hunting. He asks, sort of trying to be conversational, what Giovanni's hobbies are, presumably so he can send Michelotto out into the Pesaro forest dressed as a tree. I was really enjoying Holliday Grainger's acting until that anvil crushed her into Holliday soup. Where is my young sister hiding?" That line is a little unfortunate. "Why do you question my happiness?" Lucrezia coos. "I should keep you here in chains, I suspect you would be happier," he says all frustrated. She has a crazy sense of wifely duty, or daughterly duty as the case may be. As they walk out into the courtyard, Lucrezia sighs that she'll need to go back to Sforza the Rapist. It's a funny thing, when your husband gives you baby pangs, but for some reason I don't think Sancia is put off, 'specially since she's got Juan's pasty "vigour" to play with. Sancia is charmed by this I think she loves Little Gioffre as much as I do. Little Gioffre (who is still Little Gioffre to me - I don't care who he is, where he's from, don't care what he did as long as he loves playing with Lucrezia's dolls) is chasing pigeons or something. Something distracts Sancia, and she hops off Juan's testes and pendentes to look out the window. We can't all be Françios Arnaud, nor can we all get François Arnaud's wig. And I'm going to defend Juan's hotness for a moment: that haircut is not his fault and he looks a lot like James Purefoy. Anyway, it's Juan and Sancia, talking all sorts of nonsense and rolling around and being hot and stuff. So now that we're all prepped and foreshadowed, we move on to: Legs! The legs from the opening titles, in fact! I'm surprised they're only showing up now. ![]()
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